Every time I see kids hugging on their dads I start crying. I have deeper daddy issues than I thought.

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I’m so disconnected from myself and everyone around me. I’m overly depressed hiding behind laughs.

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how canadians are hatched


when commercials have internet memes in them


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y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
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haa haa

I wanna do this

There’s something about the sound of thunder and rain that makes me happy. I honestly feel relieved when I hear thunder.

"Fuck baseball. Fuck it right in the pussy."
My little sister. (via brandoncullen)

Your brother has a tumblr? Right on. I’m following him.

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Famous Lordran Rapper MC Fungus arrested for assaulting a paparazzi in Darkroot Forest. 
The Lordran rapper famous for hits such as “Don’t touch my kid” and “Punching Your Soul” has been arrested by Lordran police after a scuffle at the Darkroot Covenant Night Club. MC Fungus apparently punch a paparazzi so hard that the photographer died instantly when his skeleton exploded from his skin. 
The cause of the conflict was when the paparazzi wouldn’t leave Fungus’ son [Lil Shroom] alone. After getting too close to the little guy Fungus stepped in and punched the ever living bajeebus out of the paparazzi.
Charges have been dropped on Fungus due to the 5th Lordran Amendment titled, “They had that shit coming.” and MC Fungus returned home to Darkroot Forest to begin work on his next album “Ankle Deep in Darkroots”


whether or not a woman shaves is hardly the biggest issue we have going on when the dragons are coming back and ulfric stormcloak murdered the high king WITH HIS VOICE. SHOUTED HIM APART

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